Ac-cen-tu-ate the positive...e-lim-in-ate the negative and don't mess with mister in-between...
badge picture isn't the worst one I've ever taken (even though mouth looks a bit Bells-Palsy funky)
desk near window
relatively private cube
interesting work, lots of professional opportunity
fancy Starbucks brewed by the cup to order
all manner of free drinks, food, parties, mandatory fun
completely reimbursed parking
work from home options
very flexible hours
laid back staff
working for a company with (gasp!) money!
desk to home in as little as 25 minutes.
And I only cried twice today. If I keep reducing the crying by half with each passing day, I'll be done by the end of the week...I could probably graph that and put it into a colorful powerpoint slide.
On the whole I'd say I'm a big whiner and though I would rather be home, I probably have a better job than 95% of Americans...