My resume, that is...I mean, I spent lots of days thinking about it before the hour or so that I actually spent putting it together.
I mean, it's summer and people just aren't hiring right now, are they? My phone will start ringing with fabulous offers any day now so high in demand are my skills.
There is literally nothing I am less interested in doing than re-writing my resume. Well, maybe cleaning the lint trap in the dryer...maybe.