Bernard Pivot's Questionnaire

(Okay, that's Will Farrell, not James Lipton)

At the end of every episode of Inside the Actor's Studio, James Lipton submits the 'Bernard Pivot' questionnaire to his guest.  My answers are below.

1. What is your favorite word? ennui
2. What is your least favorite word? three way tie between "chafe" "moist" and "slacks"
3. What turns you on? energy, mystery, color, intelligence
4. What turns you off? anger, stupidity, narrow-mindedness
5. What sound or noise do you love? my cat's purr
6. What sound or noise do you hate? my cat's voice between 11 pm and 7 am
7. What is your favorite curse word? it's a tie between "dumbass" and "douchebag"
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? law, librarianship, travel agent
9. What profession would you not like to do? anything medical (ewww, gross)
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Okay, we have a quorum, let's get started, shall we?"

 Ponder your own answers...Happy Friday!