If this interferes with my sewing plans for the weekend, I am going to be seriously pissed.
Jammed thumb on car door. WHY? because that is the kind of klutzy crap I do all the time. Like walking into door frames. No, I do not have a terminal illness that affects motor control or balance. I've been like this for a very long time.
nail separates from flesh. lots of blood. Spiderman band-aid. Throbbing pain.